08 November 2013

26th DECEMBER 2003 - Feliz Navidad!

I'm in Bolivia at last; we went via Lake Titicaca, and visited the floating reed islands of the Uro people... the islands themselves were just like another world and I'm glad I saw them, but tbh the Uros looked less than enchanted to see yet another load of gaping gringos pouring off the boat to wave cameras in their faces... just one of those times where you really feel like a McTourist I guess. Ick. Still, they gave us a ride on a reed boat that looked as if it would unravel if you pulled out a single piece, and that alone was worth the trip... so beautiful and peaceful after the relentless noise of traffic and motorboats.

We arrived in La Paz, and spent a couple of nights there before leaving for Cochabamba. La Paz is a lively, enchanting city and I'm looking forward to going back there on Sat for a few days. We had another 'interesting' 8-hour bus trip to Cochabamba, sitting just in front of a campesina (what they call the indigenous people) who looked so exactly like a walnut-veneered Shrek that I was tempted to lift up one of her plaits to see if she had tubes for ears. She'd only bought a seat for herself, so her two sticky children had to sit in the aisle, eating malodorous chicken out of a plastic bag and then using my arm to lift themselves up and therefore, inadvertently, also as a napkin. Shortly after we pulled out of La Paz, the younger child started to cry, and only stopped several hours later in order to be sick. Am starting to wonder if my road is to be paved with vomit for the entire eight months.

We arrived in Cochabamba to blazing sunshine and the predictable absence of my parents. Still, I forgave them when I saw my dad's apartment - it occupies the entire top floor of the centrally-located building, and is huge and airy, with views over the whole of Cbba. They had also got us invited along to a campesino celebration of the summer solstice, at some Inca ruins 150 km from Cbba, by means of their friendship with a group of young Bolivians who are really involved with the Inca traditions and really know their stuff. Even getting there was interesting; I was just eyeing the battered old rustbucket of a taxi we were going in, wondering if it would last the trip, when I was told that it was taking eight of us! As Mischka and I wedged ourselves into the front seat, we cheered ourselves with the thought that should we crash and end up diving in tandem through the windscreen, its extensive network of cracks should at least lessen the impact a bit.

The two solstices and two equinoxes are the main celebrations of the indigenous people here, following the Inca tradition of worshipping the earth and sun; they have no truck with the ostentatious Catholicism forced upon most of the continent by the Spaniards. We drove for three hours, deep into the hills, to a valley where we were to camp for the night before the solstice rituals the next morning. That night, we danced with the campesinos under a million bright stars, drinking chicha brewed in buckets and always spilling the last few drops onto the ground as an offering to Pachamama, the Earth Mother. The group we were with had emphasised the need to integrate, not to watch from the sidelines like tourists but to get properly involved in everything, and even taught us a few words of greeting in Quechua, as most of the campesinos speak very little Spanish. This was that holy grail of travellers, a Genuine Locals' Event, and we were very lucky to be there. How genuine it was didn't really sink in until we discovered that they were going to sacrifice a llama as part of the ritual the next day! I kid you not.

In the event, it actually turned out to be two sheep, even the best-laid llama procurement plans occasionally going awry, and there was a comedy moment the next day when one made a desperate break for freedom and was chased all up the mountain; sadly, it eventually reapppeared, slung across the shoulders of a grinning campesino. We climbed up to the old ruins in the darkness, and they spread out the offerings of coca leaves and other bits over the sacrificial stone, a vast block in the middle of a field next to the ruins of a great hall. It was light enough to see now, and after various speeches delivered in an incomprehensible mix of Spanish and Quechua, the same chubby, grinning guy appeared with a short and alarmingly blunt-looking knife and started sharpening it on the stone. I didn't watch the actual slaughter, thankfully, as Mischka told me that it was a lengthy and vigorous affair. Anyway, they drained a bowl of blood out of the sheep's throats and cut them open, and as the first rays of the sun struck the stone, we all raised our arms in its direction and there was a kind of shouted litany in Quechua. Just then, the chubby guy, who I was really starting to dislike, started throwing handfuls of blood and entrails into the crowd! At this point, not caring if I blew my cover as a tourist, I dropped all pretence of involvement in favour of frantically dodging flying gore.

Luckily, he soon ran out of blood, and as everyone stood around talking and enjoying the sun, the atmosphere seemed relaxed enough for Mischka and I to get our cameras out and start stalking babies. The campesino children are just so adorable, and happily, rather than resent my determined pursuit of one fat little angel, his family all insisted I take pictures of them as well, so everyone was happy. The whole thing was actually a wonderful experience - the country is actually pretty segregated in practice and I did feel very privileged to have seen a ceremony performed by the direct descendants of the Incas themselves.

OK, this Internet place is closing, so more later. I hope you all have a wonderful Christmas and New Year, and I'll reply individually tomorrow - it's been such a whirl of relatives and other things since we arrived it's been difficult to get to a computer. It's really weird having Christmas here - it hasn't felt like it at all and today we just went to an Argentinian restaurant and had a fat steak. Last night (Christmas Eve) we actually went out intending to get online, but fatally, passed the bar where they do Cuba Libres and Caipirinhas for 5 Bolivianos each (about 50p). We bumped into the first fellow foreigners we've met here, a German and a Brazilian, and proceeded to get so drunk with them that we don't remember getting home and the night concierge at my dad's apartment appears not to be speaking to us!

B*gger, am really getting chucked out now! loads of love

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